Canning Tomatoes

A phrase used when an idiot asks what you are doing even though they are standing there watching. Usually used when your doing something obvious.

Bill: The other day I was washing my car and Todd asked what I was doing. I told him I was Canning Tomatoes.

by historymanj July 31, 2011

tomato bread

A derogatory term for a pizza

"Mofo I ordered a kebab pizza and all I got was tomato bread and dog meat!"

"Ah, you should have gone to Franco's, ma young apprentice."

by cass February 3, 2005

Tomato Face

A small year 7/11 year old, preferably a girl, who often has a red face from running from one lesson to another
They may also have a funny look in their eye and a ginormous backpack or handbag.

A: Did you see that girl? She's running from here to the Science Department.

B: Pffff. Tomato Face, right?

*They Laugh*

by GazzyW May 6, 2010

tomatoe dragon

An invisible Dragon,that smells like tomatoes. The tomatoe dragon also has the capibility of biting off heads.

My tomatoe dragon was just eating some white rice.

by Becky Blueface May 8, 2007

tomato slayer

A tomato slayer is a guy who prefers to have sex while his girlfriend/wife is on her period.

John loves to do it while his wife is on the rag, he is a tomato slayer.

by kizzy lynch October 29, 2006

Ass tomato

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.

The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

holy tomatoes

a term used by some freaky bitch julie.

hey mom do u think i can have some money *drops smoke* HOLY TOMATOES!

by fredgates March 22, 2005