Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”
Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!
by DrThrob April 07, 2021
by King Damo June 27, 2008
jim carrey and jerry seinfeld are my idols
by pimp daddy dollars November 22, 2004
Penile Gesture: The Slim Jim involves a man pulling his penis till it's stretched to maximum length and showing the target, simple.
by GregJason March 23, 2011
A slang name for a juice rationed out with meals to convicted felons whom are serving time in prison.
"Hey Carlos, if you're gonna toss out your Jim Jones give it here!"
"Here man, you can have that shit, it'll rot your gut and stain your teeth!"
"Cottonmouth from that nickel! I'm too thirsty to care bro."
"Here man, you can have that shit, it'll rot your gut and stain your teeth!"
"Cottonmouth from that nickel! I'm too thirsty to care bro."
by adust99 November 03, 2007
The worst show ever made. John Belushi's talentless brother plays a fat ugly ass slob inexplicably married to a slim blonde model. Literally more laughs in Schindler's List.
Mike: It's 8:00, my favorite show According to Jim is on!
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.
Steve: wtf that show sucks!
Mike: I huff paint fumes and my parents are brother and sister.
by Blasto the Wonder Dog February 05, 2011
by boxofbox February 16, 2007