Pal

Someone who really isn't your friend. A sarcastic way of saying someone who is a twat

Oh hey looks it's your pal!

by Marymayi July 15, 2016

Fire Pal J

When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart

Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again

by HH2018 January 30, 2021

poopy pals

The pooping equivalent of eskimo brothers. When there are really nice toilets at a facility, and you and your friend have both dropped a deuce there.

You: Dude, did you see the office's new toilets? They're ginormous!

Friend: I just pooped in them yesterday! We're totally poopy pals.

by Drew_A October 22, 2014

Poop pals

The act of having conversation with someone in the next stall over

Kyle and Todd do not make good poop pals

by Billybadass123 November 21, 2017

"Pal"entine's Day

Cards, gifts and messages that are exchanged between friends on Valentine's Day.

Happy "Pal"entine's Day!

by Pickledpig Tweet February 14, 2021

Pal Digger

A woman that is in the Paltalk Chat Service looking for a man to buy her a green nic so she can view webcams.

How many times is Cheryl gonna ask dudes in a room to buy her a nick? She is such a pal digger.

by IrishAngel3210 August 21, 2008

parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

by QuacksO July 18, 2018