by 80'sand90'sterms February 17, 2018

The act shitting in someone's ear while sticking a turtle in their rectum and listening to the kid's bop version of Firework by Katie Perry.
Dude tonight I'm totally gonna go Turtlastic Squares tonight.
Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
Last night I went so Turtlastic Squares on this chick.
by fusion1122 September 28, 2013

by ringfeeder December 23, 2008

Someone with a square ass. square being blocky, and box referring to ass. Normally associated with girls with shapeless square asses and spongebob. Consitered vulgar and innapropriate to some.
Me:"yo that girl over there has such a Square Box"
Guy:"Thats my girlfriend you fucking retard dyke!"
me:"lol oops"
Guy:"Thats my girlfriend you fucking retard dyke!"
me:"lol oops"
by Bdogiovine December 4, 2011

The best mall in the world, located in Scottsdale, Arizona. Home of the first Nordstrom in the state.
by sinead January 9, 2005

by Jedibrute July 28, 2009

by Jesse Owensby May 4, 2008
