Porch seagull

Want to be gang member

“Omg look at all those porch seagulls

by Duhitsagangmember September 20, 2020

Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.

Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”

by The master cock November 24, 2021

Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed

Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )

by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022

Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food

Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!

by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019

Angry seagull

Getting 2 foot kicked in the back of the head and then shat on

Had a right goer last night pal, she wanted the Angry seagull

by jaffajake July 26, 2022

Seagulling

The process of placing hot potato chips in your rectum and having a seagull eat them out.

Seagulling is illegal in most states.

Adam like to go Seagulling at the beach with his friend Tyler.

by Buttercream4life July 20, 2021

Drunken Seagull Vomit

The result of a homeless man masturbating on the back of a holiday home owners back as they tan by their pool.

Alex woke up with drunken seagull vomit on his back

by Allen Charles August 16, 2021