rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

sickness riseing

when some one is beyond ugly

1:look at that chick
2:yuck sickness riseing
1:yep

by EazyBeats May 16, 2009

Crescent rise

When you stick your penis in a large tracheotomy for the purposes of pleasure and/or ejaculation

A crescent rise is a great way to get a pneumonia #blessings

by Neck Sex April 24, 2025

mid-rise

1. a building that is intermediate in height between a high-rise and a low-rise; a moderately tall building.
2. pertaining to a mid-rise.

A mid-rise building is neither tall nor small.

by uttam maharjan June 5, 2010

rise guy

That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.

Friend: “hey isn’t that rise guy? Go talk to him”

You: “No but thank you”

by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021

Final Rise To Reason

A Punk Rock band from South Africa. Formed in 2012 by 2 high school friends and later they added an extra member to the group. They sing against topics such as racism, sexism, animal abuse, politics and also wants to encourage people to be different than the mainstream society. People who listens to music and have the same ideas as the norm (labeled by FRTR as slaves of society) are encouraged by the band to stop that mindless habit and be truly unique. FRTR wants to let their voices be heard and strives to make this world a better place to live in.

Slave of society:"I'm gonna listen to that new band Final Rise To Reason, 'cause I wanna fit in like everyone else."
True FRTR fan:"They hate people like you."
Slave of society:"Asshole, why do you say that?"
True FRTR fan:"'Cause you listen to them to be cool!! The band hates fans like you!!!"

by school punk kid March 12, 2014

Apocalypse Rising 2

Apocalypse Rising 2, commonly referred to as Apoc 2, AR2, or simply Apoc, was the disappointing and, quite frankly, God awfully boring sequel to the once popular ROBLOX game; Apocalypse Rising. Apocalypse Rising 2 has many dickeaters who still play the game. There is no charm or fun to be had in this game. The charm, fun, memories, and friends from the original game was lost. Many players will convince themselves that the game is fun and they are part of some community even though there is no community, comp scene, or fun to be had. If you have fallen into this hole of perpetual grinding for those outfits with broken spawn rates, or because the first game is dead, I beg of you to go back before it's too late. Stop playing this game. You are wasting your life, staring at a screen, for what? So your character can have some pants which are practically indifferentiable from the other pants you unlocked at the start of the game? This game has sucked since it came out, and everyone knew it was dead before it was "released."

Person: Yo wanna play Apocalypse Rising 2?
Friend: Hell nah that game is ass.

by SR71Wizard October 30, 2023