santa beards

The act of two males masturbating feverishly and ejaculating all over each others ball sacks. The resulting cream covered hairy sacks is known as "santa beards".

guy 1 "Oh man I was so drunk last night what happened?"
guy 2 "I think we gave each other santa beards."
guy 1 "That's why my underwears all stuck together."

by Mikhailo Meersmachov December 26, 2010

Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .

The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007

Pre-Bearding

To prepare the face/existing facial hair for future beardage

"Dude, are you doing no-shave November?" "Yeah man, but I've got to do some pre-bearding on this goatee first."

"Are you trying to grow a beard?" "Why yes I am, but first I have to pre-beard this part because it takes forever to get long."

by thebeardmeister September 23, 2011

COVID Beard

An unkept, greasy set of facial hair brought on by isolation during the self quarantine phase of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Did you guys see Garrett yesterday on that zoom chat? His COVID beard was repulsive.

by DRJAY April 23, 2020

Beard Kisser

A derogatory term for someone who likes to kiss bearded men or just men in general. Can be referring to a homosexual or anyone who prefers bearded men.

Jim - "Hey i saw John making out with a dude last night."

Jeff - "What!?! I didnt know he was a Beard kisser!"

by Gimli Smith October 22, 2012