wal

WAL = Will Answer Later
Used when you don't have time to talk

Person: "Did you pay her?"
You: "wal"

by eliasfpoulsen July 28, 2018

Wal-Martaphobia

The fear of Wal-Mart

1: Yo you going to Wal-Mart?
2: No mate... you know I've got Wal-Martaphobia

by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017

wal-hawk

Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.

Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!

by Leo253 November 29, 2017

Wal-Creature

Always found as a morbidly obese man or woman that is unintelligent that can be spotted only at the third of the month. Usually has a shopping cart full of sugar and salt laden food and more Mountain Dew than a Taco Bell.

I seen a wal-creature today. It was pushing a shopping cart full of top ramen and enough Mountain Dew to rot 100 kid’s mouths. It was huge too I don’t think it ever has worn a bra.

by Dnurse15 May 28, 2022

wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

wal in out

Acting crazy, going all out in a weirld but funny way. Likley to be reconized. Could also be known as the common word kinky

Yo that day we were wal in out

by alan wallace November 29, 2007

Wal-mart Mad

Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .

I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#

by ✨️☠️☠️Hacker1 May 7, 2025