Quebec Steamer

In the province of Quebec, Canada, on the eve of St. Jean-Baptiste Day, Francophone’s go to sleep hoping for a Quebec steamer.
The Quebec Steamer itself is a pile of cheese curds left on the chest of the sleeping francophone. It is delivered by the Jean Baptiste bunny.

“Go to bed now or the Jean Baptiste Bunny won’t leave you any curds”
“Oh man, I’m so excited to get a Quebec Steamer tonight, those curds are always the best”

by The Ol’ fromagerie June 1, 2022

carl steamer

Someone shits on ur face and sits on it rocking back and forth like a steam roller.

She asked for a hot Carl and I surprised her with a Carl steamer instead.

by Hrwhitedog August 23, 2016

Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

London steamer

Farting in an elevator while masturbating.

On my way back from the bar i gave my self a london steamer, sharted, and left my underwear in the hotel elevator.

by Roughnhungrydonkey847 May 18, 2015

boca steamer

A Variation of the Cleveland Steamer better suited for rich snobby Boca bitches where you defecate into a designer handbag (i.e. Louis Vuitton or Chanel) and place the shit filled handbag onto the bitches chest.

I met this spoiled bitch at the Town Center Mall and she really needed a Boca steamer dropped on her prissy ass.

by Corey and Richard October 5, 2016

Rochester Steamer

This act is a regional specific demonstration of affection. This is when an individual craps on their partners chest, then sits on top of the crap and rolls back and forth in a steamer like motion. This must be within 8 hours of consuming a garbage plate. Best results are when pieces of macorni salad are visible.

Wrapping up the night, Karen and Josh went to get a garbage plate. Steamy drunk sex led Karen gifted Josh with the Rochester steamer.

by @Hp30 October 6, 2019

steamer lane

A literary euphemism for one’s bunghole when actively dropping deuce.

Dude those jalapeño poppers from last night had steamer lane on fire this morning.

by Speedjive May 31, 2018