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Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.
Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.
by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011
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main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys
person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.
by d.so February 28, 2011
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Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.
Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!
by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009
mugGet the Main Squeezemug.

lemon squeeze

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze
by Jeha May 15, 2015
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Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.
Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.
by spada128 April 30, 2008
mugGet the Squeezing the wheelmug.

squeeze box

Double stuffing a girl with a vibrator and dick at the same time
She's a tight fit when she's down with a squeeze box
by Dick16 October 9, 2017
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Dick Squeeze

"That fuckhead was so horny that he left us to go the get a Dick Squeeze with one of his old girlfriends."
by Dr. Real Nasty January 5, 2023
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