cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 August 21, 2016

MAson the missile

Worse than a skunk spraying on a garbage can. He is a terrible youtuber. dont sub. if you are, unsub.

The name of a human who is a dooshbag is Mason the Missile. He's ugly and ha -2000000 rizz.

by Noahdictionaryguy November 30, 2023

Goon-Missile

A depraved projectile formed when a degenerate expels their unholy essence into a condom, secures it with a knot, and proceeds to hurl it like a cursed grenade. Often deployed in moments of pure chaos, unhinged humor, or absolute depravity. Handle with extreme caution both physically and morally.

I will throw a Goon-Missile at you.

by LqdAim February 16, 2025

The Missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.

The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

by Mikelmouse July 1, 2022

Menstrual Missile

A tampon that has been left in the vagina for too long. If a woman does not take out her tampon soon enough, infections can happen quickly, hence a "Menstrual Missile".

Amy: Why did you call me over here?

Anna: I went to a party last night, forgot to take out my tampon. Got myself a Menstrual Missile.

by Erzie Werzie December 14, 2016

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024