Boney missile

A hard punch

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose

by FP.27 February 1, 2023

sheet seeking missile

An accidental nocturnal bowel movement

Waking up the morning after a debauched night out with one of her old clients from the strip club, the girl was dismayed to find she had inadvertently destroyed her bed with a sheet seeking missile

by MrPlatypus80 March 2, 2017

pink missile

When a male dog has an erection and it "all hangs out".

Dude, you're dog's pink missile is ready to fire!

by pegege8 August 21, 2016

Arming the missile

1. Foreplay
2. Priming the peen
3. Hardening the hammerhead

1. My wife is always arming the missile without trying
2. First we work on arming the missile, then we are “disarming the missile”

by JarRodTophIley April 30, 2024

Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...

Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."

by Hym Iam October 15, 2025

cuban missile crisis

me. i am the cuban missile crisis. i am latino and my dick is a missile. i always make it a crisis. yeah streaks

alex mcmillen is the cuban missile crisis

by anonymous March 26, 2022

Mammary Missile Crisis

When a man fails to ejaculate or starts to lose his erection during a tit wank

My girlfriend was giving me a tit wank and I had a mammary missile crisis

by Dr Jewskin83 December 3, 2016