whiskey matrix

The precise amount of drunk where all you want to do is clean around your place. While the amount required varies from person to person, it usually falls in the realm of 2-5 drinks.

I got home from the bar last night and ended up in the Whiskey Matrix. Now, all my laundry is done and I can't find my cat.

by Elk Snot July 19, 2018

Matrix Food

Food that is processed or has a lot of pesticides/Lab ingredients in it. Used by the government to keep peoples bodies stuck and lousy

I want to eat some Doritos and cheezits right now

Bro that’s Matrix food go eat a apple

by Pseudboi February 16, 2024

matrix

to be trapped in. Esp. mentally. To be attached to a belief or idea. Not being aware of something.

- Hey yo, you're still trapped in the matrix.
- You're right. I should have never voted for Kang.

by onirokitsch February 24, 2024

Polar intelligence matrix

Two individuals or parties that have such diverse intellectual capabilities that no communicable purpose can be derived without synthetic intelligence reduction.

The polar intelligence matrix between Facebook and Google employees was minimal, so communication was fluid and profitable.

There was a vast polar intelligence matrix between the state department and the uncontacted peoples of Venezuela. Communication was difficult and dangerous.

Joe and Sally had a large polar intelligence matrix so didn't get along at the party. Joe was a physics major and Sally was a hairstylist so it didn't work out.

by Ontological June 23, 2018

MaTriX

not Suicidaltaco, a ranking in 1337n355. pretty cool.

That's not too shabby, quite MaTriX

by PyRo_X February 5, 2003

matrixed

aus slang, for when you're really high

bro i cant do shit like that when im just fucken matrixed out

by gorbzmc May 9, 2021

Matrix

Matrix is a girl who seems very ghetto like but is a good soul. She will never disown you no matter how dirty you treat her or how hurtful you are to her she stays. She’s genuine and generous. She’s hurt but she doesn’t betray those who hurt her. She’s a good person. Always willing to help as best as she can but can never help herself. She will always be broken but heal others.

Matrix always helps me with everything but is she ok herself ?

by Mystery solved 556 November 19, 2023