landon

A big fat simp

Who's that guy always shirt chasing?
Oh that's just landon

by Sasha Nitz April 25, 2020

Dirty Landon

When you shit in your hand and then use said shit as lubricant to jerk off your bro

Scala, you my bro and I love ya man. It’s time for you to enjoy a Dirty Landon!

by Sidecut March 24, 2025

Landon Springer

SOMEONE WHO HAS A BIG ASS DICK AND A SHITTY ASS PERSONALITY. HE DOESNT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE EXCEPT HIS MOM, HIS GIRLFRIEND, AND HIS BIG BLACK TRUCK

You’re a Landon Springer, go fuck yourself

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019

landon

he has nice hair he is the nicest person you will ever meet she is better than heidi and nicer than kendall he is the worlds best person at hockey and has 3 siblings 1 brother and 2 sisters and a dog named harvey he goes to namao school and he is in grad 4 aka 4c

landon is the best of the best

by moose duck October 5, 2020

Landon

Landon is an annoying mf he may stalk you (Follow you everywhere) he is also very emotional don’t ever date a Landon bc they are weird asf and ugly asf and they also talk a lot of shit and they are really bad at sports😬

Ew is that Landon he’s annoying

by Jaylzzze October 29, 2019

Landon k

A man that is charming, with a sense of humor that can make girls blush. But fucking sassy as shit and sometimes you wanna smack the shit out of.

Landon k is so cute

by Queersforlife October 7, 2023

Landon

Is the type of person to be late to almost anything, is a very protective person that all ways knows how to warm a girls heart. Is a people person that likes to hang out over the weekends, that is always nice to the one he loves.

Is that landon, he is kinda hot. I might be able to fuck him.

by Someone that really hangs February 4, 2020