Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 16, 2021

Grant Hazed

Chopped up and carried in a cooler to Texas

Dont mess around and get "Grant Hazed"

by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021

Johnny Grant

Johnny Grant

a person what is real massive lower body like thighs
calf and PENIS
also a bitch magnet all ways has a fresh bitch by his side

never some hood rat

like to fist pump in the clubs and at parties ect ..

and always gotta stay fresh .

person 1-Oh My God Is that "johnny grant"
person 2-He always has fresh girls

person 3-Oh he is so huge :O
person 4-HE CAN FIST PUMP

person 5-he is so fresh

by come at me bro 12343245236526 August 21, 2011

Aiden Grant

Aiden Grant is a word used to describe someone of the gay sexuality and yet clames to be straight but is still a nice person

Hi I'm an Aiden Grant, are you also an Aiden Grant?
If so we should be friends

by YourMissingFather March 29, 2023

Alex grant

Gay af and is born with the skill to repel women faster than he can spell vagina

-Hey do u know Alex grant?
-Oh ya that guy has hung with that girl 100 times and done nothing

by HotRedFire October 14, 2019

Doing a grant

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work

God, stop doing a grant!

by Abingdon April 23, 2008

Grant Imahara

Your favorite mythbuster who literally had no haters.

Grant Imahara is the best mythbuster.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 June 30, 2021