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Danger noodle

“Don’t touch me with your danger noodle
by Kisses_07 May 25, 2021
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Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.
"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"
by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013
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danger rabbit

Don't look behind out, it's a danger rabbit
by beefbud February 20, 2011
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Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
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Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat
I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school
by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020
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Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.
Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.
by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019
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danger swipe

When you swipe right on someone you probably wouldn’t speak to but just to see if you match with them
He’s a 7/10 but fuck it let’s just do a danger swipe
by dragosteadintei October 19, 2021
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