porn christmas

The act of downloading large porn videos at night so when you wake up the next morning you get a bunch of new porn, kinda like opening presents on Christmas Day.

"So you get lucky last night"
"No, I got rejected by every chick at the bar last night so I went home and downloaded some porn and passed out. When I woke up this morning I had a bountiful Porn Christmas with a gigobyte of new porn to unwrap!"

by Schweetz June 19, 2008

Christmas Crack

That irresistible dessert that's out on the Christmas buffet table, that you can't stop eating. Often 50% sugar, 50% grease, these spiked sugary concoctions create a fast addiction.

Hey Bob, you look like shit! What happened?

Dude, Mike made this Christmas Crack concoction and I ate 3 pounds of it! I'm still coming down off my sugar buzz.

by Steve Fraser December 26, 2008

Christmas Brick

A gift that can be proquired fairly easily for someone when you really don't feel like putting in much effort. simply find a brick, preferably a classic red one, maybe paint half of it green cuz,you know, it's Christmas. then to make it seem like effort was put in, carve their name into the brick or maybe some inspirational words. then uses some newspaper or some form of wrapping paper and tie it up with ribbon or string. note that after receiving the Christmas brick, the person might catch on to your bullsh*t gift or like it and expect more "creative" or "symbolic" gifts in other future gift giving events.

wife: honey, did you get my mom a present yet?

husband: oh sh*t, i forgot. uhhh... well, i guess im gettin' her another Christmas Brick.

wife: *sigh* again? she's probably still pissed from last time.

by TheManWhoRarelyTries February 20, 2012

Christmas shits

The long amounts of time spent on the toilet after a heavy Christmas dinner.

Person 1: How was your Christmas?
Person 2: Good, except for the Christmas shits I had.

by GreatUnknown January 10, 2007

Christmas cringe

The feeling of sudden and impending doom after receiving a gift from a coworker or classmate who gave you a gift in spite of the fact that you have nothing in common except that you are coworkers or classmates. This gift is always generic, pointless, useless and frequently related to some sort of poshlust fad.

Anna from the front row actually stood there and made me open it in front of her. I couldn't pretend I had no Christmas Cringe so now she's telling everyone what a bitch I am for not liking the light-up reindeer socks she gave me.

by Jen Minola December 1, 2005

White Christmas

When its actually snowing on Christmas morning.

Now thats a WHITE Christmas.N/A

by N/A January 2, 2004

Christmas Tiger

a stooge, a brainless puppet, someone who just follows along and does what he is told to do

"Oh, but he'll vote, sure, just like his colleague tells him to."
"Yes sir, like a Christmas Tiger, he'll nod his head and vote. You're not a senator. You're an honorary stooge. You oughtta be shown up."

by Meike Styxinen January 2, 2009