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tire pusher

see that girl over that, the one wearing a flannel? she's such a tire pusher. i bet she loves kissing other girls.
by Las Vegas September 8, 2022
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bitch tired

‘Bitch tired’ refers to a demeanor when you look so tired that it looks like you just got done with a whole day of bitching.
Joe: how was your flight?

James: it was hell dude, got stuck at the airport after my flight was cancelled, then got seated next to a baby

Joe: damn dude, you look bitch tired.
by Giraffesarentreal12 December 27, 2019
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Tired Cossack

Tired Cossack is a guy with an album coming out December 3rd call Hocus Pocus. He spans different genres and celebrates Slavic superstitions
Damn I gotta listen to that new Tired Cossack
by Stivpalace November 23, 2021
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Loyd's Tire

A Loyd's Tire is a type of practical joke as well as a right of passage for teenage boys. A piece of cardboard is duct-taped to a car tire which then makes a fwop-fwop noise like a flat tire. The story goes that a guy named Loyd who lived in Kansas taught his two sons this when they turned 13, Loyd then instructed them to spread it to two of their friends when they turned 13. The only rules about Loyds Tire is that you must be 13 to know, you must NEVER do it to a parent (a rule made by Loyd himself), and you must spread the knowledge to two people. Since then the Loyd's Tire has spread to all corners
"Dude, Charlie's uncle thought he had a flat tire but it turned out Charlie had just turned 13 and learned about Loyd's Tire."
by da bous July 4, 2012
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trump tired

Being so emotionally and mentally and emotionally exhausted from all of the social media coverage about Trump that you can't think straight.
Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.
by Dr. Brizzy February 1, 2017
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spare tire

the girl you are talking to for no other reason than in case all your other ho-contacts suddenly turn cold on you. the spare tire in this case would be installed and ready to satisfy your sexual desires
Greg: Man, why you talkin' to Juanita? She's fuckin nasty!
Harold: She's my spare tire, you know, just in case...
by OPPuknoMe May 16, 2007
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wet tire

Urinating on the tire of someone's horseless carriage.
"Hey, Matt, if I get to the lot before you, I'm going to wet tire your car!"
by Nips O'Herlihy December 1, 2005
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