Text Message

1. a way for teens to breakup with each other...
2. The act of messaging someone via cellular device...
3. something that the cellular phone companies use to gain mucho Dinero off horomonally stressed teens...

1. oh my gosh! john just broke my heart via text message *cries*
2. i just got a text message! SWEET!!!
3. I just got a text message! it only cost me 10 cents, and i diddnt agree to recieve it! YES!

by Moe. S March 9, 2006

Text Raper

A person who texts you for hours and hours even if you say you are busy. A Text Raper has no life but to stare at his/her phone and wait for texts. He/She responds within 15 seconds of a text and continues texting forever, causing mental and physical abuse to you through text messages.

I was texting Rachel nonstop last night! She wouldn't stop texting me! She is such a Text Raper!

by Jshebs March 18, 2008

Text Message Breakup

The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.

(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!

by Tananadadada January 7, 2009

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

ghost text

When you would swear you felt or heard your phone vibrating and think you got a text, but there is actually nothing there.

Spoooooky.....

Yay I got a text!!! Huh? No I didn't...but I heard it. Must've been a ghost text.

by tis just me October 18, 2008

Wheel of Fortune Text Message

A text message that is missing vital letters that complete the message and help make sense of it.

These messages are usually composed by people that strive to save money by using as little characters possible in a text message, thus altering the message to make it relate to that of an uncompleted word puzzle from Wheel of Fortune.

Text Messenger #1: "hlo, wts up... u cmn ovr frdy?"

Text Messenger #2: "lol, nice Wheel of Fortune Text Message"

by bigmike504 and noxi3 January 10, 2008

text message

What teenagers do while trying to order their food from a fast-food restaurant from employees who ar working there to pay off their student loans.

Fast-Food Employee: Hi, how can I help you?

Teenager (while typing a text message): Yeah...uh...um....

Fast-Food Emlpoyee: Are you ready to order?

Teenager (still texting): Uh....yeah....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: (slightly annoyed): Have you decided what you'd like to order today?

Teenaer (still texting): Uh....um....I would like....um.....uh....

Fast-Food Employee: F*ck this! I'm going to the Navy.

by ma2va October 13, 2010