Texas Hanky

When outside and you need to blow your nose, you hold the clear nostril shut with a finger and blow a booger out the other on to the parking lot. Its more eco-friendly because you use no paper. Works better if they're a little on the wet side.

Fred - Oh man did you see that old woman blow that booger on the ground?

Ed - That's a Texas Hanky.

by workforlivn May 6, 2014

Texas Elevator

Entering an elevator and proceeding to fart non-stop for at least ten floors.

Dave was impressed that Kevin's Texas elevator lasted 15 floors.

by TheMan2002 May 12, 2014

Texas Sandblaster

Sleep on the beach with your lover...then get up before they do, hold in that big morning fart, then pull your pants off and sit in the sand. Finally spread your bare ass next to your sleeping lover's head and wake her up with a brisk sand blasted fart!

Randall woke his girlfriend up with a Texas Sandblaster and she knifed his fucking jeep tires!!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Texas Tug Boat

Texas Tug Boat is when a girl is giving you a handjob while simultaneously motor boating your balls.

Last night, while having sex, Becky gave me a Texas Tug Boat without asking for it.

by Cerb_01 July 15, 2014

Texas Blond(e)

1. An unnaturally blonde-haired female who does not have the other natural features typical in lighter-haired individuals such as light-colored eyes (blue, green, or gray).

2. A darker-haired lady with brown eyes who has dyed her hair blonde.

That blond(e) has brown eyes. She must be a Texas blond(e)!

by Bob D. Bomb March 12, 2015

texas butthole explosion

The action of uncontrollable and aggressive projectile diarrhea when traveling, particularly in airports. Can be shortened to "TBE".

"I have a layover in Dallas"
"Sounds like a great opportunity for a Texas Butthole Explosion!"

by SaraSkeeter November 30, 2015

texas train

The act of a husband and wife asking a male Long Horn fan to join in a three some where the Long Horn fan enters the wife's vagina and the husband enters the Long Horn fans asshole and all three work in tandem tandum while making train or locomotive sounds.

Me and my wife boarded the Texas Train after a Texas Long Horn game. Whooo whooo

by SCnative July 18, 2016