slit taint

the slicing of the taint vertically, to create an artificial vagina on men, so they may be fingered, eaten out, and penetrated as they so wish, even if it is a bloody fucking mess.

Note: Must be cauterized with a curling iron when slit to avoid it healing and having to be re-opened

Oliver loves to have dirty hookers lap at his bloody slit taint.

by Dr. Slitaintosaurus December 17, 2009

taint wagon

The fallacious act of rapidly tonguing someone's taint. The term requires that there is a continuous sequence of individuals, in a line, rapidly tonguing each others taints.

Did you hear about the party at Samantha's Sweet 16? Heard there was a vicious taint wagon!

by totesmehgotes February 8, 2015

devils taint

Hotter than any other thing

Big B. (man it must be 100 degrees outside today)
Chris (yeah its hotter than the Devils Taint)

by cak 420 February 24, 2010

Face Taint

That area of your face between your top lip and your nose.
It taint quite your nose and taint quite yours lip.

He kicked me right in the Face Taint.

by Joel and Cherrie December 31, 2011

Tainted Auger

an unskilled gamer that likes to play a spreadsheet games about imaginary space boats in space.

Hey where has john been hiding?
that guy has been a tainted auger lately, he is always playing Astro Empires

by astrozombie420 August 5, 2011

Taint Brush

also known as a "Soul Patch." Hair grown below the lower lip and above the chin. So named for its applications in oral sex. Useful for accusing friends of homosexuality.

Nice beard guy, how does your boyfriend like the taint brush?

by DavidFourFingers March 12, 2010

taint mole

a mole located on the taint; also, a small, furry mammal that dwells in the rectum and emerges during sexual intercourse to perch on the taint and observe

"What the fuck is that thing?!" "Oh, don't worry, that's just my taint mole. He's harmless."

by cock turtle June 11, 2006