Josh Turner

an absolute nigga who needs a shower. a complete bellend that's smothered with smegma. a critical mental patient who needs to be put down for the great good. josh turner is a loser

"josh turner" your windows are getting bricked

by pissy68ape November 26, 2021

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Sapphic Turner

A Sapphic Turner is a sapphic that has so much power they can turn any non-man into a sapphic.
An example of a Sapphic Turner is Chloe Moriondo.

June: Omg Sammy did you hear that Chloe Moriondo is a Sapphic Turner ?
Sammy: Yeah !! they turned me into a sapphic !!!
June: NO WAY ME TOO !!

by peachesnsoftgrass August 13, 2021

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Ellie-May Turner

A gorgeous red haired girl with Billie eyes and freckles! She is one of the hottest people alive!

Have you seen Ellie-May Turner today? She is drippin!

by IGOTSUZZIE01 February 6, 2021

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Brooke turner

A bubbley gorgeous, sceary, weird , wonderfully defensive, crazily polite , approachable little minx , who helps things a-rise to the occasion even if your hairy little alpacka is cooked

If brooke turner cant get me up no one can

by Tabogan Murphy August 13, 2021

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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.

I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!

by Little Buford February 13, 2024

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A sexual act where the male, whilst in a woman beings her to his chest and begins to spin while headbutting her till she falls uncioncous. Then the male continues to have intercourse with her untill done.

Joe: "Did you see the state of steph this morning? She must have got a Scottish Turner."

by The man without a face or dick April 6, 2012

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