touch man

One who lights another person's fart.

Ok fellas - this is gonna be a showstopper !
Touch man, are you ready ?

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

touching cloth

When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout

fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides

by Matt February 29, 2004

Touch Me

An innocent, yet sincere gesture of sexual attraction and longing for physical pleasure with someone, and in rare instances someTHING!

"Come here and touch me now!"
"I like to touch, please touch me!"
"Touch Me Brian"
"Do you want to Touch Me?"
"The Professor says that he likes 'dat' and wants you to touch me"

by The Julesman January 20, 2009

Touch Yourself

1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.

2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback

Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!

Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!

John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that

by la luchadore October 30, 2010

knob touch

A game played at concerts, where one positions ones knob to touch the rump of the girl in front of you. Often played in conjuction with wordcheb touch/word.

"Man, that was a good concert. I was in a bit of a knob/cheb touch sandwhich. Very nice."

by Duffman September 28, 2003

No-Touch Lesbians

The female version of a "bromance;" women who have such a close friend relationship that they are basically gay for each other.

Jim: Missy and Jenna are so close!
Ted: Are they lesbians?
Jim: No, they're just super close friends.
Ted: Ah! So they're no-touch lesbians.
Jim: Indeed!

by mskeeter79 January 12, 2012

Touch it in the back

1. A euphemism for gay sex between two men.

Ace: "Hey, you wanna touch it in the back?"

Gary: "Oh yeah!"

by BeardoFinder March 5, 2008