Lightening bug thread

a subject that can be used to control someone, as a killswitch for undesirable behavior. it is somewhat synonymous with blackmail, extortion, etc.. derived from the act of tying a Lightening bug (the southern term for Firefly) to a thread, so that it can be jerked around in the air, like a dog on a leash.

my friend told me one of his take-it-to-the-grave secrets, so I told him one of mine, as a lightening bug thread.

by non-redneck in the south March 10, 2007

thread the needle

Sexual intercourse before starting a task.

Man visits female friend.

Man: I need to fix some clothes of mine, can you teach me how to sow these patches on?

Woman: Sure... wanna thread the needle, first?

by Wham Bam Thank You Mam March 28, 2009

threading the needle

When a brother jumps down off the top bunk onto another brother and landing with his dick in the other brothers ass.

mom: boys time for dinner!
boy: just a minute i'm threading the needle with Timmy.
mom: dinken flicka

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

Karma thread

The most prestigious of thread, a karma thread is one wherein every member hits other members with karma. Karma threads are often started or hijacked by karma whores.

Karma thread. Hit me!

by Samote August 5, 2007

dw33b thread

Something that sucks; unfunny; old; painful to experience.

Man, mah moms had to have cancer surgeries, that's totally dw33b threaded, yknow?

by RIP Aaliyah March 12, 2003

thread being

anyone who posts to a thread; especially perpetually

"I want to thank all of you fellow thread beings for posting in this thread."

by LivingDog July 29, 2007

threaded

assasinated,terminated,Dead
refers the threads on a silencer

The governer was to be threaded during his campaign speech.

by (___( > JFA September 7, 2007