Velvet Pouch

A premium pussy

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.

by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020

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Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26

Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust

by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025

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pup in a pouch

When you can see a man's penis outline through extremely tight clothing. (Male camel toe)

That guy in the skinny jeans has a seriously small pup in a pouch.

by lance a lot November 16, 2014

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Pouche

(Noun) def- Parents who take their kids to breweries or bars. “Douchey Parents”

That guy has a baby in a bar! What a Pouche!

This brewery is so Pouchey with these Fucking semen demons running around here, I just want a beer!

Don’t be a Pouxhe, leave your kids with grandma and meet me at the concert.

by Jsuperjeff2000 December 5, 2021

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