Following the urban legend that lifting weights while maintaining a full erection leads to an increase in penis length and faster muscle growth elsewhere, 'stiff lifts' describes the activity of lifting free weights while deliberately maintaining an erection, often through use of pornography.
Jeff: "mate my muscles just aren't growing"
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
Chris: "Have you tried stiff lifts? I know one muscle I'm improving..."
by GrumpyBint June 10, 2013
Get the Stiff Liftsmug. Back in the 1800's the Germans who lived in Central Pennsylvania, were gullible. They were so easily duped, deceived, or cheated because they believed what people told them.
So some of the people in New York City would say to their friends or in letters to their friends, that it about time to go to Carlisle, Pennsylvania, and "Lift Germany!" They are so trusting, naive, and innocent these speakers of Germany. They will swallow anything.
by Theodore R. Hazen October 18, 2008
Get the Lift Germanymug. When you're on the bottom and you go from laying on your stomach to all fours very quickly while another guy is giving it to you from behind
by FiremanCooler August 11, 2022
Get the Lifting the coolermug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025
Get the Can You Lift Me Up, I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, I am A little Gentle On The Feathermug. The act of folding the rear seats in a hatchback to create a makeshift bed for the purpose of jerking off another man between your thighs to completion, typically performed in a a 1999-2005 Toyota Celica.
by DryPump March 22, 2023
Get the Hitting Liftmug. The state of being that is between "High" and "Sober" where you are not completely under the influence, but you can start to feel the effects.
Guy 1: "So how did that new strain feel last night?"
Guy 2: "It was alright. I was lifted, but not entirely high"
Guy 2: "It was alright. I was lifted, but not entirely high"
by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 6, 2019
Get the Liftedmug. Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?
Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
Get the Wyoming cow liftmug.