teamfight tactics

a Leauge of Legends game mode that is for pussies. Is far more pussy than playing ranked flex.

Oh Steve is playing teamfight tactics? I expected nothing less he is a true bitch.

by tft-is-for-pussies August 22, 2020

Tactical Tug

The art of jerking off in public and trying to remain hidden.

Dude, did you see that guy in the school library? We spotted him trying to pull off a tactical tug.

by Buzz Lightyear858 April 2, 2011

Tactical Wank

A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"

Example 1.

*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*

"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."

Example 2.

"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"

*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."

by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012

Tactical Ops

A game similar to Counter-Strike that is not so great by itself, but with the combination of clans and clanwars is an extremly awesome game. Clans use a voice chat program called "Teamspeak" to communicate which is much better than the voice chat built into Counter-Strike. So overall, it's a fun game. Buy it. Now.

"Counter-Strike blows, TO is better!"

by Carter C. May 6, 2004

Tactical Dragon

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.

Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*

by rednut61 September 15, 2011

tactical chunder

When in a bar/club/pub and you feel a sudden queasiness and know that you wont make it to the toilet a tactical chunder is necessary. It is a sly, subtle chunder in a bin/corner/against the bar or anywhere that is completely inappropriate. It only becomes a tactical chunder if you get away with it.

those 5 'bucas fucked me up, had to have a tactical chunder under that table.

by mandingo89 July 25, 2009

tactical spoon

When a man utilizes the spooning position (male posterior to female, both partners in lateral decubitus position in close contact) to soften his old lady in order to accomplish a tactical mission.

John Mayer, engaging Jennifer Aniston in a tactical spoon on a loungechair at her Malibu beachfront house: "Honey, we had a great weekend together. I sure wish you could come to my next concert. Anyway, you don't mind if I have a menage a trois with Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo, right?"

by N-gu October 9, 2008