Twat Swing

Where a man goes on a swing and launches him self off flying and finally falling on the woman with the penis landing in the vagina.

ONLY FOR PEOPLE WITH GOOD AIM!

Bro, yesterday I did a twat swing, it felt great!

by jakens88 October 6, 2010

Devontè swing

When a gentlemen who most of the times name starts with a M swings he's horsecock and a large african male named devontè has intercourse with him and smacks the female.

Bro last night was so crazy at that party we did the "devontè swing".

by True gentlemen 161616 July 19, 2021

nigger swing

When a nigger takes a huge swing while playing baseball and rarely makes contact but when he does it goes a mile.

"This kid is gunna take 3 nigger swings and strikeout"

by bhinch October 16, 2011

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

by Board 8er July 16, 2008

swinging monkey

Slang term for inter-racial ass to mouth.

Bob: "Hi Jeff, what did you do last night?"
Jeff: "I was swinging monkey with Jessica"
Bob: "Oh snap!"

by Friendly Hobo September 22, 2007

swing-dick

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

Swing-Block

When somebody stops you from swinging for no apparent reason. Considered extremely rude in American culture.

David: Did you see Kaitlin swing-block Sam?
Carrie: Yeah, that was not cool at all.

by davekhalifia June 30, 2011