Tech Support

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Emotional Support Baseball

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Child support

Something that Vergil doesn't pay for

Vergil: i will not pay for child support Nero

by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022

Shaddoll Support

NO! NOOOO! BUT I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!!

Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Shmort Support

When all the midgets come together as family and bring others into the group with total love and acceptance. Created by EtownJunglists.

We as Shmort Supporters welcome everyone into the Family.

by Etown_Junglists September 4, 2023

Emotional Support Animal

1. A person that is having an emotional affair with someone, who is in a relationship with someone else.

That guy is her Emotional Support Animal. He listens to her, takes her out, is romantic, all of the things she doesn't get in her own relationship.

by TaoofCee December 24, 2023

Child support

A bill African American males think they don't have to pay.

"Damn bro another kid u having? Ain't no child support gon get paid"

by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024