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Q sum go izmislil

When Goshko is lucky.
And Goshko said "q sum go izmislil".
by N-manBG August 27, 2018
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I am not the sum total of my search queries

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.
Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.
by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023
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La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games
"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"
by La diddle sum December 27, 2023
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Get sum 2021

A large scale NC party for high schoolers don’t come unless someone invites you
Hey let’s got to get sum 2021 it would be lit with rob, Jack and Jamie
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U want sum burd

Rizz god: u want sum dirty burd?
Burd: yes daddy gimme that cock
I’m bouta fuck that dirty burd she wants sum after I asked her “u want sum burd”
by Heifer szn March 26, 2023
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did the sums right

Offered a math teacher oral pleasure in exchange for a high grade in a class.
Mick: How did he get an A in calculus?
Tone: He did the sums right
by littleclinty September 14, 2020
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cogito ergo sum

'i think therefore i am'
HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
COGITO ERGO SUM. I THINK THEREFORE I AM, I *AM*
by potatoeoverlord August 21, 2024
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