"Your mum's so dumb she got hit by a parked car"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
"Your mum's so fat she puts mayonaise on her asprin"
by the village people June 18, 2006
by Pooeh poohead October 05, 2018
bloody townies who cant think of a better come back say it. its become so common not even people whos mums are DEAD give a shit anymore.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
Related to: and your dad, thats what your mum said last night, mother fucker, y tu madre.
A:You #!&£££)"(&*$£$&££$*£($£$&
B:And your mum.
B:And your mum.
by drako December 22, 2004
an extremely stupid insult by people with a small vocabulary and limited IQ. can be funny in rare occasions.
sped: man what the hell is that funky smell
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
slightly funn sped: your mum
sped: what long and hard and full of sea men
slightly funny sped: your mum
by Metal Head666 November 26, 2005
peters mum, its just peters mum
by the one the only jeol February 01, 2021
Yes la back on the ganja I smell
Yerman smoking that heavy cannons ma get on it
Niceone for that la been itching for the star mum for weeks
No worries la
Yerman smoking that heavy cannons ma get on it
Niceone for that la been itching for the star mum for weeks
No worries la
by R kid mixer man September 09, 2021
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
by Groundhogg June 28, 2017