emotional support show 

An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.

Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.

emotional support show by Solidus84 September 26, 2022

Child support 

Something that Vergil doesn't pay for

Vergil: i will not pay for child support Nero

Child support by pleaseletmehaveausername December 4, 2022

emotional support gun 

The emotional need of owning a gun to feel safe from other idiots with guns.

«In the US they let people have guns for emotional support, and they need them to protect their house. Whereas that gun is more likely to be used on a familymember rather than protecting one»

- @america_is_the_bad.place on tiktok

Person 1: Hey! Why don’t you own a gun?

Person 2: Because i moved to Australia

Person 1: Can’t you own a gun there?

Person 2: We can, we just don’t need them for emotional support as you.

Person 1: What do you mean?

Person 2: You don’t NEED a gun, you just feel safer with one because you let everyone have one. *facepalm*

Emotional support gun is like a support animal.

emotional support gun by Suveva December 21, 2022

Tech Support 

Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.

Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.

"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"

"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."

Tech Support by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023

Emotional Support Baseball 

Baseball games that people turn on when something stressful or bad is happening. Divorce? Funeral? Just feeling sad? Baseball is waiting for you.

Barney was dealing with a breakup, so he turned on emotional support Baseball to help him cope.

Emotional Support Baseball by WeUsedToPlayHouse March 16, 2023

Shaddoll Support 

NO! NOOOO! BUT I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!!

Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨

Shaddoll Support by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

Shmort Support 

When all the midgets come together as family and bring others into the group with total love and acceptance. Created by EtownJunglists.

We as Shmort Supporters welcome everyone into the Family.

Shmort Support by Etown_Junglists September 4, 2023