strawnie

Strawberry cake meets Brownie, and BAM deliciousness happens. Diversity among Desserts.

Instructions: Mix strawberry cake mix, then make brownie mix, and then mix in a cake pan, cupcake pan and bake until done. Enjoy!

"I can't decide between strawberry cake or a brownie."- Little Tommy

"You don't have to decide Tommy! You can have both, here have a strawnie! " - Mother of Tommy

by mixinvix April 11, 2011

strawhat_tango

Someone who you should become mutuals with because he is cool.

He never takes Ls and is better than you

Example:
Person 1: woah, look its strawhat_tango! He is so cool
Person 2: He's so cool, I wish I was mutuals with him.

by Welovestrawhat_tango March 8, 2021

Boba straws

"Boba straws" is the equivalent of drunk texting. The phrase originated when a sleep-deprived restaurant manager was jarred awake by a restaurant manager group text, and unconsciously responded by typing "Boba straws!" to the managers group then falling back to sleep unaware of what he had texted. In that act, he exhibited the world's first Boba straws moment. The phrase can also used synonymously with "senior moment."

Annie: Did you understand what Calvin text to the group this morning?
Eve: I have no idea what he was saying. He was out of it. I think he had a Boba straws moment. Lol
Annie: Yeah, he has had a lot of those lately. Dude needs to get more sleep!

by heretiq April 23, 2014

Oral Strawberry Dickery

When any alchoholic beverage (most of the time a strawberry dackery) is poured into the penis hole and then sucked out by the partner until the climax.

"Im tired of Bj's, wanna do Oral Strawberry Dickery tonight?"
"No Karen, my shaft is still store from last time."

by Bob Gonad July 17, 2007

Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles

Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.

You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.

When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.

by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005

Touching Strawberries

The process of 2 mens scrotums hitting each other during double penetration

I dont care how hot that chick is man, theres no way im touching strawberries with you

by Ninja Hobo July 16, 2008

straw feminist

Feminists that promote gender equality, accepting differences, etc - except they're really just doing the exact opposite. You know the crazy women on the street that say "All men are rapists!" and "men are diseased"? Or the women who berate you when you open a door for them? Yeah - That's who we're talking about here. Not to be mistaken with actual, sane feminists, who think men aren't just a bunch of crazy dickwangs, and believe equality is right for both genders.

Actual straw feminist quotes...

"All sex, even consensual sex between a married couple, is an act of violence perpetrated against a woman." - Catherine MacKinnon

"All men are rapists and that's all they are" - Marilyn French

"I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig." -- Andrea Dworkin

Did anyone read these and not just go WTF??

by I don't care if it's biased September 3, 2013