What is typically found under a freshly shaven vagina that you most definitaly wished that you had never found!
A severally bruised and shaven beat up mound of love pudding;a gnarled and chewed upcamel toe; A stank sore and puss covered piece of rancidcrotchtuna; A cum dumpster;sloppy seconds; A piece of snatch found on freshman college girl after her first semester; maybe a man cock.
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
Guy 1: Sweet, did you hit that shit last night?
Guy 2: Man, I took dat freshman home last night and pulled down her draws, and all I found was a shaven squirrel! Ugghh
by DA CAPT'MN February 08, 2008
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 03, 2008
Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.
My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.
by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014
by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017
I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.
by Eaton Holgoode May 25, 2018
a squirrel bitch is a woman whose only goal in life is to obtain one thing: a nut. nothing more, nothing less. Created by TheShellGod, we must be on the look out for squirrel bitches, or "squirrel hoes".
by ThotOfTheYear July 01, 2017
by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019