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Macaroni and Squeeze

A Cheesy gooey fart that rumbles your but cheeks and leaves a nice stain on your undergarments.
Josh:"Dude during class Molly made a Macaroni and Squeeze"

Robin:"Ewwww Thats gross anyways i had my period today.
by Dick and Cheese June 5, 2011
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main squeeze

your best friend or "bro". usually used between guys
person1: who's your best friend?
person2: Jon.... He's my MAIN SQUEEZE.
by d.so February 28, 2011
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Main Squeeze

A woman whose tits you sometime squeeze.
Charlene's got some saggy tits, but she'll always been my main squeeze!
by MAIN SQUEEZE TITS! April 8, 2009
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lemon squeeze

Man dude it stank so I did a lemon squeeze
by Jeha May 15, 2015
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Double squeeze

When a hoe grab yo dick with two hands and squeeze until yo eyes pop out ya head
Yo that girl gave me the double squeeze last night it was crazy!
by HIV123 June 16, 2016
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squeeze the greens

to urinate, to extract superfuous liquid.
"Better squeeze the greens before we leave as it will be a long trip with no convenient stopping places."

"Better squeeze the greens otherwise the dish will be too moist."
by ckm June 18, 2006
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squeeze the weiner

Being forced out of your job because you sent explicit photos, tweets, and emails.
Anthony would not resign his post because of sexual misconduct. The longer he lied and complained, the more his colleagues would squeeze the weiner.
by SqueezeTheWeiner December 11, 2011
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