squat pisser

Military term used in reference to the female gender.

I'll be damned if I ever see a squat pisser earn a Ranger tab!

by DaPrinceADJr May 4, 2015

Oscar Squat

Oscar Squat aka Ondskan Squat is a man who can squat. "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat" -Oscar Squat fanboy squad.

Fanboy squad "squaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"
Oscar "kill me now"
Oscar Squat

by Simon h8ter 69 420 December 10, 2019

squat cobler

A small guy in the woods who takes a dump without shame

I was taking a hike when I saw a squat cobler out in the blue.

by Urbanhandlertruth September 2, 2016

Squat brat

The act of squatting on the toilet and taking a shit.

Hey bro I gotta go take a squat brat.

by Squat Brat February 23, 2017

squat stink

An awkward odour, nasally present only when squatting down. Usually irradiating from the genital or ass area.

“What’s worse than bending over and realising you have squat stink? Bending over and realising someone else has squat stink.”

by Dangly Dicks March 28, 2022

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

wap squat

Female version of the "tea bag"

She really wap squatted her own father?

by anonymous April 18, 2021