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merry-go-round spanking

The classic spanking while held by one had and running in circles.
I saw a kid getting a "merry-go-round spanking" on the side of the road.
by Lester Bone December 16, 2011
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spinning jenny

Spinning Jenny was derived from the cotton gen which was made by a black man in the industrial revolution. This new usage for Spinnig Jenny refers to making money.
Man 1: Homie you stackin major scrilla.
Man 2: That's 'cause I stay on the grind and I stay spinning jenny.
by B.K. Vaughan June 11, 2006
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Spracking

The act of realising how much of an idiot you are once you understand a simple concept you never understood.
1. (person 1) OHHHH I get it now
(person 2) You are spracking.

2. I'm sprackin' brah!
by Ahomcl April 26, 2011
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Spanking

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"
by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018
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Spinning shit

The act of shiting on a ceiling fan and leaving it there for some unlucky victim to turn it on
The hotel maisd pissed me off so I gave her a spinning shit
by Sparkmaster1123 March 19, 2014
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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Spanking the noodle

Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
DAMN! "I just spanked my noodle Jimbo". Spanking the noodle is an another term for masturbating or jacking off.
by Spanking that September 9, 2016
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