Elmer’s Sock

A sock used for masturbation that’s so overused it’s as crusty a dried Elmer’s Glue. Found in nightstands, under beds, pillows and mattresses.

My elmer’s sock needs a wash. It’s unusable at this point.

My mom found my elmer’s sock and wanted some answers.

by Dick Onchin October 16, 2020

Sock Scooper

Desperately taking your own sock and using it to wipe your ass because there is no more toilet paper. (not your fault)

"My friend had to do a sock scooper and his dumb ass put the sock back on, maybe thats why he didnt score last night."

by Oeltjens January 30, 2010

sock surfing

Sliding on hardwood floor while wearing socks

"Did you see Tom Cruise in Risky Buisness? Everyone knows he's the master of sock surfing!"

by megaroni335 August 28, 2009

Period socks

When you hit sock bottom

When you run out socks and all you have left are the mismatched pair at the bottom of the drawer

OMG! I haven’t done my laundry and I’m running late. *opens drawer in a panic* Oh beans! All I have is my period socks!

by Smarshies August 10, 2019

Pee Sock

Similar to a PoopSock, but instead of pooping you take a leak

Did you seriously pee sock it?

Yeah I just couldn't wait to see what place we got

by ThisIsAlex March 4, 2021

snot sock

A sweaty vagina that has just been bombed in with semen.

We went on a date, I left her with a snot sock

by rawdogmaster February 14, 2014

Coding socks

Long thigh high socks that are vital for coding

“I’m gonna buy some coding socks”

“K”

by Greasefire February 23, 2021