Indiana Sober

Indiana Sober is huffing nitrous oxide and listening to John Cougar Mellancamp on repeat

We've lost him. He's been Indiana Sober for years and he ain't changing.

by Lombard King October 10, 2025

Sober October

Some bitch-made shit suburban dudes do to appease the other bitch made people around them.

Involves refraining from drugs and alcohol for one month and the doing that shit the other eleven

- Horge: Haven’t seen Schmirby this month

-Zaring: This that Sober October month he act like bitch

by Ohhhohhh September 23, 2023

Nebraska Sober

One who is sober from all drugs and alcohol except for cocaine

Yeah my buddy Lewis went Nebraska sober last week. He hasn’t slept once. Great kid and an even better family.

by GKBFWL November 6, 2025

Las Vegas sober

To abstain from alcohol but still partake in all and any drugs.

Person 1: “wanna do a shot?”

Person 2: “I can’t I’m Las Vegas sober, let’s do a line in the bathroom though!”

by oglimekiller March 31, 2025

Denver Sober

Denver Sober (edit)

Abstaining from drinking alcohol; while still using other drugs, specifically drugs legalized in Colorado i.e. marijuana and mushrooms . Typically someone who is Denver Sober will claim sobriety while still blazing chronic and eating psilocybin mushrooms, unlike LA Sober who has an addiction to more extreme drugs still illegal under both federal and state statutes.

Person 1: Mike is just smoking weed all day in our apartment and popping psilocybin mushrooms now that he quit drinking. He's driving me crazy but definitely chiller because he’s not drinking and blowing lines of white like cray.

Person 2: Yeah he's Denver Sober now I guess.

Person A: You don't drink?

Person B: Nope, never have. I like being sober; drinking is really bad for you.

Person C: I saw you take a bong rip and eat some mushrooms before we came out tonight, I respect you for not being LA sober because you don’t blow coke anymore; at least you’re Denver Sober now.

by EasyEsq December 3, 2022

Portuguese Sober

When you claim to be clean but you’re chain-smoking through dinner, crushing benzos with the base of a wine bottle you “don’t know who brought,” and insisting you’re sober because you haven’t touched aguardente since your cousin’s funeral; even though you don’t remember leaving the funeral or why your shirt still smells like chapel incense and bile.

"Yeah, Ryan says he’s sober now."
"Portuguese sober or real sober?"

by JaMcDP June 27, 2025

New York Sober

When you drink and do coke, but not heroin.

Guy 1: "How's sobriety goin'?"
Michelle: "I'm New York Sober"
Guy 1: "What"

by veasman November 12, 2022