Duck queef snort

When a female queef on a duck and hits it with a pot over and over till it dies

Yo John, I saw addy moser do a duck queef snort

by Fooberfrn August 7, 2021

shurt

1) to injure, physically or emotionally with shit

2) shat upon

I can't go on. Thou hath shurt me.

Remember when I beaned you with that 90 mile an hour shitball; I bet that shurt.

by Harkonius November 11, 2009

snortch

When you wear a new pair of boxers for the first time and you get little lint balls stuck in your ass hairs.

I gotta go pull these snortches outta my ass hair, man!

by Shawn Collum August 16, 2007

snort job

the sniffing of a penis

snort jobs are very much like blow jobs but instead of mouth penis, you put your nose to a penis

by alsjfksngkdnh May 25, 2009

Snortling

wheezing/laughing while making a giggling sound

Alex: "stop snortling you sound like a dying pig"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Slurtle

Is half sloth and half turtle. Loves basket balls - if you take away the slurtles ball for more than 5 seconds it will die. IT HATES SPIDERS. It lives on Slurtle Island. It is very unusual and unique. If you be mean to the Slurtle , it will bite you! Be careful and have fun with Slurtles! ( there’s a girl in my class who is a Slurtle)

Omg I saw the Slurtle!!

by LucianaXllamas April 21, 2021

butt snort

1. The release of gas that makes a pig like sound.

2. Your dumbass coworker that always beats you to the time clock

1. Damn dude that was a nasty butt snort

2. That butt snort is at the clock five minutes early

by Ian d May 23, 2005