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by levi.needs.a.stool_ April 5, 2022

Groom of the Stool

The Groom of the Stool helped a king with toiletry, excrement, and other messy bodily functions. This was simultaneously one of the most repugnant and sought-after duties in the English royal castle. The Groom of the Stool was well-paid to keep the king's secrets. Although the duties were literally wiping shit off the king, the position was not considered a lowly one. The Groom of the Stool could pass secret messages to and from the king. One word from the Groom of the Stool was enough to change the fortunes of anyone in the royal court. He could act as a gatekeeper to grant access to the king in private.

H. R. Haldeman was chief of staff in the Nixon white house. He was a Groom of the Stool in that he kept Nixon's secrets and did some of his dirty work.

That chief of staff we hired last month is a real Groom of the Stool. He spends all his time cleaning up after the CEO and knows the secrets of every director. Never cross him or your ass is out the door.

by Ardias November 16, 2022

Bogol'or Sool

Sylheti Bangla which means 'Beautiful Smile'.
Often used to flirt with the opposite sex/gender and also used as a general compliment.

Ey Shipu, tumar bogol'or sool deki.
Definition (male): Hey Shipu, let me see your beautiful smile.

Ey Ripa, tumar bogol'or sool deki.
Definition (female): Hey Ripa, let me see your beautiful smile.

Ey Khobis, tor bogol'or sool deki.
Definition (non-binary): Hey Person, let me see your beautiful smile.

by RougeK December 27, 2022

spool

An object file that comes with printer capability files, only for looks.

Delete the satanic spool file!

by larstait October 13, 2003

Stool Bat

Similar to a dipshit except larger.

Look at that dude. What a fu**in stoolbat!

by Jim Schwartzman August 6, 2003

Glute Sloot

A girl who enjoys anal sex more than vaginal sex. Usually uses an enema before going out in preparation for the penetration.

Chuck: Mc Nasty's pussy is so fucking blown out. It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I had to hit that ass just so i could feel somthing.
Scovalo: Yeah she's a known glute sloot

by Younggriffis August 24, 2009

Double Fudge Stool Dual

The act of two people seated on a toilet while having intercourse and defecating simultaneously.

Brandi and Jesse were so close that they loved to Double Fudge Stool Dual.

by chz160 March 27, 2009