Texting someone/someones that you know will respond before you are done taking a shit. Could perhaps prolong a shit if there are many respondents. This will result in crusty ass syndrome and it will be more difficult to wipe.
I was shexting this girl from the other night and she wants to go out with me
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
I have had the squirts all day so I've just been left with playing videogames and shexting my friends
by titoliston October 24, 2011
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When you and your girl are doing the Boner Jams Dance in a hotel room while her mom is sleeping in the other bed.
"Dude, me and my girl pulled a Sleeping Cindy the other day, it was dank!"
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"Me and my girl blew the Sleeping Cindy and her mom kicked my ass."
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"Me and my girl blew the Sleeping Cindy and her mom kicked my ass."
by Dj Weich March 9, 2008
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Guy no. 1: What can you see on that monitor?
Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.
Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?
Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
Guy no.2: What? ...Oh yep, that's not good, let's go sort that out.
Guy no.1: Dude were you just sleeping?
Guy no.2: Nope I was sleeping awake, it's different.
by Dornelio June 8, 2010
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Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
Often used by people who have no game, or just genuinely shit blokes
-"your mate pulled out the 'sleeping man' last night, he must have been struggling"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
-"what a sad, poor, lonely, misguided soul. pity the man"
by grundy88 November 25, 2011
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by Urban Defines July 9, 2017
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1. Adj. The description of individual who sleeps to avoid eating or hunger, typically anorexics.
2. N. An action done by these individuals.
1. Adj. The description of individual who sleeps to avoid eating or hunger, typically anorexics.
2. N. An action done by these individuals.
She was supposed to meet me at 5, but pulled a sleeping beauty to avoid dinner.
She is such a sleeping beauty, so thin and frail. She probably hasn't eaten in days.
She is such a sleeping beauty, so thin and frail. She probably hasn't eaten in days.
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