messenger slang

Weird acronyms computer geeks come up with to make an illusion that they're fast typers

Clearly Sane: Stop using messenger slang, im blocking you!

Computer Fag: omg, wtf y would u do dat!

by benormous September 19, 2005

Bad Slang

Dumb or unnecessary slang words put into sentences to make someone seem cooler in a conversation, but usually does the opposite.

Guy 1: That was a gnarly movie, dog! For real, the effects were polar!

Guy 2: It was alright.

Guy 1: And that girl was so fine! Straight dank movie, dog!

Guy 2: Quit the bad slang.

by Tarek123 June 20, 2009

dynamic slang

Slang phrase whose meaning is defined by a combination of types or categories of words, rather than any particular words themselves. Usually found in British English.

1. (British English) Any common noun clumsily converted to a verb means drunk. For example: "I was absolutely tabled last night."

2. (British English) Any verb-noun combination separated by "the" means "to masturbate." For example: "I think I'll just go and flip the pancake."

by Henry Kissinger December 12, 2004

visual slang

graffiti at its finest

yo bro wanna check my visual slang skillz.

by .";3p1k;". August 3, 2009

Dapper (slang)

A way of describing something as cool, dope, or awesome.

Friend 1: Dude, you won't believe the Fortnite game I had last night
Friend 2: What happened?!
Friend 1: I won the game with a fucking dapper (slang) heavy sniper headshot!

by NIGHTCRAULER October 4, 2018

Triple Slang

when a girl lays down and you place an elastic band around her feet and ask her to spread her legs. then you place a 12 inch dildo+ on the band and pull it back and aim for the vigina.

*idk an example for triple slang*

by haydenvaugn10 March 6, 2019

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

by the funky kind March 5, 2011