Someone who lies by telling his friends to watch him get first place in the top heat of the 100 yd backstroke. When in actuality he gets last place in the 2nd heat with a time of either 1:21 or 1:23.
by squintyeyes January 17, 2005

Hey Bill, you got any skip? You think we can skip tonight. Might have to Twicks for the skip. We need some skipper tonight, damnit. The man asked the boy for some skipper, skip in order to skip his way to freedom.
by Mickey Avalonia October 10, 2007

No, When using a reverse card to reverse a saying towards you and they pay a skip turn card to stop it does nothing
Linda tried using a skip play card over my reverse card I said “ no bitch you can’t skip card over a reverse card it’s not allowed”
by Dumbass69420 February 20, 2021

Monica: I thought you said we were going to hang out Friday?
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
Terence: Sorry, my vinyl skipped a groove.
by Guess Who?????? September 12, 2014

by Tim van Weegberg February 4, 2021

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.
by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

Person 1: Yo, did u see Alex earlier?
Person 2: Yea, he just Skip n Dipped like right before 4th period.
Person 1: I kinda feel him there. Math class is dumb anyway. Where is he now?
Person 2: He just posted on his story that he's out getting Taco Bell right now.
Person 2: Yea, he just Skip n Dipped like right before 4th period.
Person 1: I kinda feel him there. Math class is dumb anyway. Where is he now?
Person 2: He just posted on his story that he's out getting Taco Bell right now.
by Nukaslayer 235 November 1, 2021
