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skip the jump

to be lazy, idle, late, moronic
" man, did that << | WURF skip the jump . . . . "
by Mr. Barrett April 5, 2005
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Nerd Skipping

Skipping a class for the purpose of doing work for another class.
The lonely kid was nerd skipping his anthropology class to study for his science test.
by S0mething rand0m March 3, 2021
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Skip the Cutscene

I have something important to tell you but i'll just skip the cutscene and show you a video
by Mike BeanFox January 10, 2023
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Skip Dinner

If you’re not free till the 22nd and I’m busy from the 21st onward should we just skip dinner?
by Dr Clap Cheeks December 11, 2019
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Go Skip Rocks

To go fuck off away from here
"Your little brother Timmy wants to come shoot dice? Tell him to skip rocks. "
"We're busy at school. Go skip rocks over at the senior center."
by NightKnightTonight April 20, 2024
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Skip-me

The polar opposite of a pick-me.
A person who's extremely humble, selfless and down-to-earth to the point where it's straight-up irritating. Like, stop being such a sweetheart.
"happy birthday pookie <33 Here's ur gift. Hope u like it"
"NAHHH PLEASE NOOO I DON'T DESERVE IT. IT'S OKAY IT'S FINE HOMIE."
"but it's ur bday, I'll be a wa-"
"PLEAAASEEE YOU HAVE IT THANK YOU SO MUCH BUT NO THANK YOU I LITERALLY INSIST 😭"

"Don't be a skip-me you prehistoric piece of meatloaf"
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skip hop san francisco bop

A beer and a shot ordered in jest,but only ordered by assholes.
Why hello there I’ll have a skip hop San Francisco bop please
by Sawyersaucee August 13, 2021
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