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Can of beans simulator

When a video game has either

1: a hunger/thirst mechanic with scarce food sources

2: common items (e.g., ammunition, medical supplies) that are hard to obtain
Person 1: "hey man I'm all out of bandages can you spare one?"

Person 2: "I would if I could but this game's literally can of beans simulator"
by Shredded_cheese September 17, 2023
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Pimple Popping Simulator

Best game ever, about a guy named Joe Tomato who has too many pimples so he pays you to pop all his delicious pimples and if you do it good enough then he'll let you eat some of the leftovers of the pimples. It's my no.1 favourite game and I honestly think it should have a fandom, bro it's so cool and fun I love it.
Hey bro wanna play a game

How about "Pimple Popping Simulator"?

YEAHHHHHHHHH
by Laylur October 16, 2023
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Bee Swarm Simulator

A very popular Roblox Simulator game made by an individual known as Onett. The game was unfortunately discontinued at late 2023 due to the only developer's personal life choices, the so called 'sticker update' is not real and beesmas will never be released.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the latest Beesmas Update in the hit game Bee Swarm Simulator? The sticker requirements in the event quests make me want to KILL MYSELF!!!
Guy 2: BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023 THE STICKER UPDATE IS NOT REAL BSS DIED AT DECEMBER 2023
Guy 1: Relatable
by avg roblox devlopr July 28, 2024
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix Simulation or P.M.S. Is changing of one’s gender identity in a controlled matrix environment. And / or To simulate one’s self delusions of who they truly believe they identify as. Regardless of what one’s true biological gender is.
(Jake) hey Lynnette I just got the new sims in the city game today. I now identify as a she now. . I am so smoking hot. Look I got boobs.

(Lynnette ) About time. I been playing with my new penis for hours. Still trying to get the hang of it. Steve is no help. He identifies as a Black African American lesbian now.

(Jake) What sorry !!! I was fondling around with my new Boobies. Where’s the Woman’s Bath Room at. I have got to put in my tampon and take my Birth control.

(Lynnette) It’s down the hall on the left.

Can you take my Daughter. They won’t allow me in the woman’s bathroom now because I got a penis now.

(Jake) that will happen when you turn on the Pronoun Matrix Simulation. Just switch it off real fast and take your litter girl. Then when you feel like it. Just Turn it back on. If anyone tries to misgender you. Just call them a Racist.
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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Pronoun Matrix Simulation

Pronoun Matrix simulation or P. M.S. is the act of diagnosing one’s self a different Gender Identity, regardless of the Gender He or She was born with in a controlled simulation environment. By 98% of the community.
(Jake) Hey Lynnette I just got the new politically correct Gender Identity Sims game.

(Lynnette) About time. You can now show me how to work this penis. I been at it for hours and I am hung up on shooting straight.

(Jake) What Sorry !! I was playing with my new Boobs. I got to take a tinkle and put in a tampon and take my birth control.

(Lynnette) Can u take my little girl with you. They won’t let me in the Woman’s bathroom now I got a Penis.

(Jake) just turn off your Gender identity setting in the gender simulator settings. If they misgender you and it is turned off then you can sue them for misgendering you. Just turn it back on to confuse the rest of the 98% or the population. So take your own girl to the bathroom.

(Lynnette )what’s that baby girl. You identify as a Male Poodle now!!

Never mind. I can just take her for a walk In public. You got a baggie so I can clean up her poop. The Pronoun Matrix Simulation is the best reality game ever. I can’t tell the difference between make believe or reality.

(Jake) who really can!!
by DrFuck March 8, 2024
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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pronoun matrix simulator

Pronoun Matrix Simulator; The act of

Changing one’s own pronouns regardless of one’s own actual gender.

Then Simulating this narrative upon the people that so happens to living in a reality based world. But can switch back pronouns when the narrative changes and won’t work for them till later.
/////// WARNING \\\\\\\\ Pronoun Matrix Simulator will get you KILLED or may sustain bodily harm!!
If real pronouns are not identified before or during the acts of sexual intercourse.
by DrFuck March 9, 2024
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