shit

acronym with same meaning as tgiaf. "Sorry honey, it's Thursday"

TGIF?
No, TGIAF, or SHIT.

by monabonejakon October 17, 2017

shit

something that comes out of ur asshole

person 1: i juz took a shit
person 2: too much information

by girl with iphone 6s+ ;-; November 28, 2019

Shit

What you say when the WiFi networks go out

Shit the WiFi went out

by Jana Jordan December 26, 2018

Shit on

To be absolutely demolished in a competition, conversation, or some other form of interaction where someone can make you cry for mommy.

"Dude they absolutely shit on our team tonight!"

by MyPPhurt October 21, 2019

shit

Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

Shit

When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it

Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.

by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019

Shit

Take a shit buster.

I took a shit.

by Vanilla_MOCHI December 14, 2020