Shed

n. A misallaneous game that exists only as an idea or proposition. The act of shed can never be followed through - only proposed and accepted. May also be classed as a sport. Any attempt to actually create a game and set of rules will result in the spontaneous combustion of the attempter's nearby village or town. v. To Shed

The Savage Cabbage : "Hey Andy, wanna play shed?"
G a.k.a 'Andy' : "Yeah"

Brian the Drunkard : (Drunkenly) "Shed?"
The Apparent Voices in his head : "Yes, Brian, Yes"

by Pasta, Hold the Sauce October 11, 2005

seductive

When someone wants you.

Im so seductive she wants my balls.

by John June 18, 2005

tool shed

a female who engages in sexual intercourse with a male known socially as a tool

The young lady abandoned her standards of dating and eventually became a tool shed.

by Terry Sachs December 25, 2011

shedussy

The opening in a sheath that you insert your blade

To sheath your weapon, slide it into the shedussy until it is firmly secured.

by Leadbagel25 January 11, 2022

Shed-sheet

Code name for the accounting documents that reflect a companies plan to reduce costs by cutting headcount / lay-offs. Refers to "shedding" employees. These are usually very guarded documents.

You know that Tony has Shed-sheets saved on the network drive but they are password protected.

by Paul August 23, 2004

seductite

Female who seduces guys, changes their personalities and makes them dependent for a long period of time, like a parasite. (hence "ite" ending)

I know I hurt alotta people, but I can't help being a seductite!

by Emili January 24, 2005

sedus

Unintentionally seducing someone - not on purpose.

E.g someone peeling a banana followed by the question "are you trying to sedus me?"

#sedus

by Nigel Thornberyy November 7, 2013