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shane rule

Unofficial addendum to Robert's Rules of Order, invoked when no one in the room actually knows anything about the current topic of conversation. Once invoked all discussion of the named topic must cease and a new topic of conversation should be chosen.
"Chicken eggs are unfertilized that's why they don't hatch."
"Why would they be laid if they weren't fertilized? The chicken just needs to sit on them and then they would turn into chicks."
"Do either of you know what you're talking about?"

"No."
"No."
"Shane rule!"
by H. Welles July 15, 2014
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Shane Nigam

You're a Shane Nigam when you've achieved inner peace and you recognize everything as part of nature. Side effects are yelling out one-love in every other situation, doing weird stuff like posting an Instagram status every other minute or so.
Everybody wants to be friends with him.
Girl 1: "Girls, drink or smoke, pick one!"
Guy: "I can't, I like all three of them equally."
Girl 2: "I think we've got a Shane Nigam here."
by shedtalks October 10, 2019
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Shane Thomas

Now rise for Shane Thomas the duck overlord concubine
by Thatracistmofo February 15, 2022
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Shane the Ogre

A nasty ogrey boy who likes it up the asshole. His best friend is usually a scrawny pale boy (somewhat like the book Of Mice and Men). He is an idiot. Once you fell under the trap of this beast, its hard to get out of. Beware.
Did you see Shane the Ogre over there?
The one ugly and alone? Yeah I saw him.
by Anonnamousss May 21, 2011
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Pulling a Shane

When you disappear or go hiding from work for over 45 minutes.
Ashley was pulling a Shane yesterday at work.
by Timmyturtle May 23, 2019
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Shane the Destroyer

The layer of pipe king of pythons, shane will murder you with dick punches to the anus may lord have mercy on your holes.
omg look out behind you its shane the destroyer

or

what is that dangling on the ground oh that is just the destroyer don't let that thing wrap around you
by Farman June 9, 2018
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Shane Broderick

Shane is one of the best looking male Irish TikTokers and Instagramers If not the best. Shane has been popular on TikTok for a few years and all the Irish girls do be going mad over him for his unreal looks and style to charming personality.
Me - did you see Shane Brodericks new insta post he’s totally hot

Friend- I know right he is so perfect
by Sage Shine April 11, 2021
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