semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

semen swish

When you blow you're load in a woman. Nothing but pregnancy

Dude#1. Yo, i came inside her, now she's pregnant.
Dude#2 Nothing but pregnancy, semen swish.

by Swishsemen August 19, 2017

Booty-Semen

Booty semen is a substance where once a male nutted in a female the female then holds the semen in her anus till the semen and the poo merge into one. After the merging process completes the female then shits and out will come a watery white and brown substance known as "Booty-Semen"

person 1: hey i want to try something new tonight for sex
person 2 :what
person 1:I want to make booty-semen and we can drink it after
person 2:LETS DO IT

by moon muntasir munir January 12, 2019

semen voice

Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.

After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.

by cjbetti July 8, 2018

Semen Sphere

The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"

Back off chad or ill have to hit you with a semen sphere!

by MaseTheMajestic July 29, 2018

Semen Sauna

When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.

“Yo you wanna come to my semen sauna tonight”

by Literally Batman September 9, 2023

Horse Semen

Porridge flavoured gunk

"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"

Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce

by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022