salmoneus

A crazy hippie who is obsessed with santa hats. It is rumored that a salmoneus hoards them and worships them. How scary!

Fransisco: Hey man, what happened to my santa hat?
Rosario: A salmoneus probably stole it. What a loser.

by butt muncher200 March 25, 2008

salmons

someone who takes penis up the ass everyday, similar to a tent louis

"Dude what's wrong with that guy? It looks like he got pounded in the ass"
"Oh he's like that all the time, he's a salmons."

by hashtagwyattspam April 8, 2013

Poo Salmon

A poo salmon is a frozen faeces which is returned back 'up stream' into the rectum as either part of sexual play or BDSM punishment.

"When master wanted me to behave he would often Poo Salmon me into submission!"

by the happy fisherman April 14, 2009

Salmon

cockney slang for cigarettes, "salmon and Trout" = snout, often sortened to just "salmon"

got any salmon mate??

by djsc53 June 11, 2006

salmonism

the art of smoking salmon.

Smoke salmon, all day long.

by Arlo De Guzman April 26, 2005

salmon slappers

The female genetalia - specifically the outer labia
See: Tuna Taco, Beef Curtains, Sticky Mittens, Spam Castanets, Fuzzy Lap Flounder

"Look at her salmon slappers, they are niiiice"

by dfaz September 12, 2008

slappin salmon

A mispronunciation by an angry alcoholic Bulgarian.

We're gonna watch slappin salmon, wanna come?

No way, why would I want to watch some guy rail a fish?

It's the movie made by broken lizard.

Ohhh, you mean slammin salmon?

Yeah

by Nivek_The_Soaring_Mofo_Eagle April 18, 2010